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I AM ZACH, YOU ARE THE SLUTS

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so-relatable-blog:

Most relatable posts here!
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shessosumptuous:

So homosexuality is a sin but high heeled sneakers aren’t

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casualcynic:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.
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brvdleysoileau:

how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl

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creamy-titties:

So I am seeing Marina in Montreal in 3 days… I have never been so excited in my life. :)

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axto:

aleetlepinch:

I’m so sick of people thinking they can just waltz into my room when I’m obviously listening to music in 4/4.

I just wanted to reblog this again because I find it inordinately funny.

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jenthesoprano:

I don’t know how all these teenagers sneak out at night I’m too lazy to even get out of bed

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congragulation:

WHOA kids born in 13 will be turning 2000 this year

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on the bright side i am not addicted to cocaine

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*Wakes up in the middle of the night*
Me: Please don't be 6am
*1;48am*
Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
*Shoves face back into pillow*
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